How Ashewos and Runs Girls Can Change The Destiny Of Nigeria – Etinosa

Nigerian comedienne, Etinosa is back with her outrageous antics again. This time, she is talking about how God could use “runs girls” to change the destiny of Nigeria. Here is what she has to say:


I’m calling on all runs girls in the country (l will not mention country name for obvious country image related reasons)

You might be our last hope in this country because unknowing to you, Power belongs to you,

Please, when God or the universe puts you in intimate contact with big politicians, with lawmakers and men that can do and undo things in your state, in your constituency or in federal level please please and please help us speck to your man. J tell you he will listen and probably do something and respect you more for it. Money will finish in two days but value you may bring to the country is ever lasting and will also favour you in the long run.

(I’m still looking for the lady dating the person responsible for electricity and person responsible for roads in this country. Aunty you are not trying)

Check out history, prostitutes hove been highly instrumental in positively influencing the fate of their people (Runs girls I mean. Not prostitutes. Pardon my fast typing)

For exompie, in the early 19th century it was your fellow runs girl Flora Shaw thot influenced her big god Sir Lord fugord in the

amaigomotion and naming of NIGERIA, ‘What obout Esther in the Bible? Oh you are shocked? Esther and her pimp Mordecai, ‘When we reod the Bidie let’s raod between the fines, Do you think Esther was o virtuous woman? What virtuous woman snatches another womon’s husbond? But that didn’t motter to God as Esther put herself on the line to save her people.

‘What obout the harlot Rahab who soved sokders in the Bible, God’s men. That singular act would later change the fate of a whole city (if you read your Bible well)

Have you heard of Heten of Troy? The foce that launched a thousand ships? A mon like your big god sent one thousand shins nat one YOU Dig GOO SENT One TnousENG sraps NEC One hundred 0 one thousond shies to subdue o ‘City all because of his woman, Helen (his wife though. So wives, this message is also for you} There’s 0 saying that the only mon that con knock « strong man’s head és his barber but beg to differ. When a barber does such he will immediately apologize but o runs girt will soy baby do you lite it and the Babe will shout do it again #Focts

In conctusion, deor Trocy (you will see hukwauluoly Osomea Adeboyo in her bank nome} slop duBing this country. You can make 0 difference in our fives. Congratulations on your Benz and mansion bul you can do o lot more. You are worth o lot more, The nation is in your hands. Cheers

Etinose Kdenudio